Tuesday, May 19, 2009

The most important decision(s) Barack Obama will ever make

Perhaps my judgment is skewed by the fact that I am a recovering (for now) attorney and an amateur constitutional law scholar. But to me, there is no disputing the fact that President Obama's most important decision -- or decisions, given the likelihood that he will face more than one such choice -- will be his nominee(s) to the U.S. Supreme Court.

This conclusion is borne out by a rather lengthy but extraordinarily insightful profile of Chief Justice John Roberts, written by Jeffrey Toobin and published in the May 25 issue of The New Yorker. Titled "No More Mr. Nice Guy" and identifying the Chief Justice as the Court's "stealth hard-liner," the profile reveals a jurist who is motivated by ideology to a far greater degree than even a knowledgeable observer might presume, surely more so than he let on during his confirmation hearings before the U.S. Senate. Toobin puts it this way:

Roberts’s hard-edged performance at oral argument offers more than just a rhetorical contrast to the rendering of himself that he presented at his confirmation hearing. “Judges are like umpires,” Roberts said at the time. “Umpires don’t make the rules. They apply them. The role of an umpire and a judge is critical. They make sure everybody plays by the rules. But it is a limited role. Nobody ever went to a ballgame to see the umpire.” His jurisprudence as Chief Justice, Roberts said, would be characterized by “modesty and humility.” After four years on the Court, however, Roberts’s record is not that of a humble moderate but, rather, that of a doctrinaire conservative. The kind of humility that Roberts favors reflects a view that the Court should almost always defer to the existing power relationships in society. In every major case since he became the nation’s seventeenth Chief Justice, Roberts has sided with the prosecution over the defendant, the state over the condemned, the executive branch over the legislative, and the corporate defendant over the individual plaintiff. Even more than Scalia, who has embodied judicial conservatism during a generation of service on the Supreme Court, Roberts has served the interests, and reflected the values, of the contemporary Republican Party.
This, then, is the challenge facing President Obama today. At 55, Roberts is likely to serve for decades as chief justice, all but certainly staying on the bench long after the Obama administration is over. Roberts' influence, as the Toobin piece clearly demonstrates, goes beyond simple mathematics, as in whether or not he votes with the majority or the minority: being chief justice, he has a singular opportunity to shape the Court in his own image through his style, his demeanor, and even through something as mundane as the opinion-writing assignments for which he is responsible. The problem, as Toobin goes on to explain, is that Roberts' "image," such as it is, necessarily bears the imprint of the president who appointed him:

Two days after the argument in the Voting Rights Act case, David H. Souter announced his resignation, giving President Barack Obama his first chance to nominate a Justice to the Court. The first Democratic nominee to the Court in fifteen years will confront what is now, increasingly, John Roberts’s Court. Along with Scalia, Clarence Thomas, Samuel A. Alito, Jr., and (usually) Anthony Kennedy, the majority of the Court is moving right as the rest of the country—or, at least, the rest of the federal government—is moving left. At this low moment in the historical reputation of George W. Bush, his nominee for Chief Justice stands in signal contrast to what appears today to be a failed and fading tenure as President. Roberts’s service on the Court, which is, of course, likely to continue for decades, offers an enduring and faithful reflection of the Bush Presidency.
Even as a practicing attorney, writes Toobin, Roberts was accustomed to "representing the interests of corporate defendants who were sued by individuals." Then-Senator Obama, in speaking against Roberts' nomination in 2005, noted this as well: "It is my personal estimation that he has far more often used his formidable skills on behalf of the strong in opposition to the weak." This strikes very close to my own heart, as a former insurance defense attorney who left the practice of law in 1996 having grown increasingly disillusioned with representing corporate behemoths in actions against individuals who regularly if not always actually deserved compensation from those corporations.

I believe that one of the signal differences between liberals and conservatives -- or, if you must, Democrats and Republicans, although I find the parties' ideological consistency on this rather inconsistent at best -- is the degree to which they defend the rights of the individual. John Roberts, like his erstwhile mentor and employer Ronald Reagan (and, of course, like the president who appointed him to his current position), evidently lacks empathy with the plight of the average American in many -- probably most -- instances. This trait, unfortunately, is shared by the other hyper-conservatives on the Court -- Scalia, Thomas, and Alito -- and it has led, with the addition of Justice Anthony Kennedy to that right-wing group, to a series of rulings that favor Big Business, bolster executive authority, and marginalize the powerless in exactly the arena where the powerless ought to be able to count on the most deference.

In short, Lady Justice seems to have been peering through her blindfold for most of the last decade. She is no longer blind, and the judiciary has become anything but apolitical. As a result, I do not think it hyperbole to declare that it will be up to President Obama to restore empathy and realism to American jurisprudence ... and he must start with his first appointment.

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Friday, May 8, 2009

Obama State College?

Probably not. But it is one of the suggested name changes for Palm Beach Community College, which seeks to take advantage of the Florida law allowing community colleges to change their names along with their missions when they begin offering four-year baccalaureate degrees.

"I kind of lament the loss of the community college moniker but we just have to work real hard so that the community knows that the community college mission won't change," said PBCC board of trustees member Ken Kirby.

The trustees are scheduled to review the survey results at a meeting Tuesday.

The survey had four suggested names for people to vote. The title Palm Beach State College was preferred by a majority - 40 percent - of respondents. But people were also given the opportunity to suggest their own names.

Those include[:]
  • Alligator Community College
  • Treasure Coast State College (of course, it's in the Gold Coast.)
  • Juan Ponce De leon State College
  • Mike is Awesome State College
  • Colbert University
  • The School of Intellagince (sic) and Performance
  • The "Other" State College
The survey was open for about a month beginning in early April and was available on the school's Web site.
"Colbert University?" I love it ...

Lest anyone question PBCC trustee Kirby's allegiances, though, he chimed in with his own idea:

Kirby hadn't seen all of the proposed names on Thursday. He favors Palm Beach State College, but wasn't as partial to one respondent's suggestion of John F. Kennedy College.

"That's nice, but what about Ronald Reagan State College," he joked.
Yeah, great idea there, Ken. I mean, if you're going to name it for someone who, like you, hates public education (not to mention minorities, alternative lifestyles, and sanity), why not go all the way and name it for the man who originally appointed you to the Board (before Gov. Crist reappointed you): "Jeb! Bush State College?" You could even call it "B.S. College" for short, which would be apt indeed ...

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Sunday, February 15, 2009

Toto, I've a feeling we're not in south Florida anymore! (part 2 of an irregular series)

I don't mean to suggest that the condition of being batshit crazy in any way is confined merely to northwest Florida. But I must admit: there's a distressing preponderance of it here.

Take, for example, this letter to the editor from today's Pensacola News Journal. The stupid, it well and truly burns.

Rush Limbaugh did not say he wanted the president to fail ("Politics of destruction," Letters Feb. 5). Quite the contrary, he stated that he didn't want the president to fail, he wanted his socialistic policies to fail.

All Americans who care about their country should want this. If you don't, I suggest you read some history of countries such as Russia and China. Rush speaks the truth.

President Obama said change was coming. We see it in his cabinet nominees. If this is the best, I can't wait. At this rate, his nominees can pay off the National Debt.

The situation our economy is in is a direct result of President Carter and President Clinton, Barney Frank and company. Their policies have bankrupted this country. All attempts by Republicans to stop the waste and fraud were stopped by the Democrats and not allowed to even get out of committee for a vote. The Democrats are responsible for this mess. Man up and own up.

If Obama's socialistic policies are successful, our country as we know it is doomed and you can depend on it.

Edwin Leach
Pensacola
First of all, Rush Limbaugh, the infamous bloated drug addict of Palm Beach County, did say he hopes President Obama fails. Or did you conveniently forget the quote, Mr. Leach? Here's a reminder: "I hope he fails." Not "I hope his policies fail" or "I hope his administration fails." Nope, Rushbo clearly said "I hope he fails." Remedial reading, Mr. Leach -- you might look into it.

But that's not the truly stupid part, the part that really makes Edwin Leach too stupid to breathe. Like most of the deluded wingnuts (sorry ... I know that's redundant) hereabouts, Mr. Leach manages to blame Democrats, dating back more than three decades, for the nation's present-day economic woes. Perhaps Mr. Leach was so busy reading (or, more likely, coloring) history books about Russia and China that he completely neglected history books about his own country. That would explain why he doesn't remember the historic spending spree of Ronald Reagan, whose contribution to the national debt still plagues us.

Nor does he recall more recent history, like how Drunky McStagger turned a large budget surplus left to him by his predecessor, that nefarious rascal Bill Clinton, into a record budget deficit. He didn't do that by exercising fiscal restraint, Mr. Leach. This isn't merely partisan rhetoric, Mr. Leach -- it's documented, verifiable fact. But, naturally, wingnuts are congenitally immune to facts ... except for the fact that Clinton got a blow job in the Oval Office. Horrors!!

I would like to invite Mr. Leach to, as he so succinctly put it, "man up and own up" to his own shortcomings and recognize that his "argument," such as it is, lacks even the most basic connection to truth. Then again, if you think Rush Limbaugh "speaks the truth," well, you're probably too far gone to realize your delusions.

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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Confession

My 3-year-old daughter, known hereabouts as "Jrette.," wanted something very specific for Christmas. I looked all over and couldn't find it.

Then my 9-year-old son, Jr., told me it was only available at one store: Wal-Mart.

So, I did what I had to do: I shopped at Wal-Mart.

I'm sorry. Truly. I haven't felt this badly since realizing the harm I caused by voting for Reagan in 1984. Except then I didn't really know better.

But, you know, it's my little daughter, for crying out loud ...

Okay, okay. I'll say three Communist Manifestos as penance. Happy holidays to all.

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Monday, October 13, 2008

Today's Daily Schadenfreude: Peggy Noonan

Former Reagan speechwriter and ongoing Reagan casket humper wanna-be* Peggy Noonan -- I'm pointing and laughing at you today ... I mean, I like pointing and laughing at you all the time, but today you get special recognition as I'm reminded of a typically slobbering, grotesque column you wrote in the Wall Street Journal following the 2004 election. You remember it, don't you, Nooners? It's the one where you said:

The Democrats have lost their leader in the Senate, Tom Daschle. I do not know what the Democratic Party spent, in toto, on the 2004 election, but what they seem to have gotten for it is Barack Obama. Let us savor.
An old, rancid pile of dog vomit is more desirable than you, Peggy, and twice as intelligent.

I'm not going to "savor" anything that you suggested in that column, Peggy -- not your allegation that the "nonelites of Old Europe" celebrated Drunky McStagger's election; not your suggestion that people who worked hard for Kerry (as I did) were paid volunteers like the "Hessians of King George III's army;" and especially not your drool-covered adulation of Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and Laura Ingraham. Gag.

No, instead, I'm going to savor the fact that what, according to you, the Democratic Party spent in 2004 will be bringing us our next president. That's right, Peggy -- President Barack Obama. I hate to mix metaphors regarding stupid wingnut pundits, but: Suck. On. That.

Oh, and Peggy? Suck on this, too: today's Blast Off! Daily Schadenfreude is for you!

(h/t res ipsa loquitur)

* Seriously. Read just about anything Noonan's written, especially about Reagan. It's disgusting. If it weren't for the fact that Nancy Reagan was so busy humping her late husband's casket at his funeral, Nooners would have been all over it.

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Saturday, December 29, 2007

Random thought

The centennial of the birth of Ronald Reagan is February 6, 2011.

The centennial of the birth of Richard Nixon is January 9, 2013.

Which one do you think will attract more hagiographic, fawning attention?

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Thursday, October 18, 2007

Let's play Celebrity Political Compass!

Remember a few months ago when I showed you the Political Compass, which placed nearly every 2008 presidential candidate on the right half of the ideological spectrum?

Well, this morning I found the following chart, based at least in part on the same concept:


But the interesting thing is where certain celebrities and political figures purportedly fall on that chart. Check this out:


My favorite part here is how Jerry Falwell is right next to Osama bin Laden.

But who's the fascist next to Bill O'Reilly? (No, not Reagan ... the other fascist.) Mussolini? Tito? And Thomas Jefferson between Ted Nugent and the Unabomber? Um, I don't know about that one ...

And what the fuck is Adam Sandler doing on this chart? How incongruous.

Anyway, have some fun with it ... images link to their sources.

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

A Fred by any other name

UPDATE (8:05 am 9/3/07): Normally I put updates at the end of the post. But this time I want to make sure my visitors from the Land of Insanity, a/k/a Free Republic, feel welcome. Thanks for the link, and be sure to read my response to your thread o' silliness. Shoot, just hang out for a while and learn a thing or two.

Now to the original post (which was not nice to Fred, btw) ...

Sunday's WaPo had a fun article (well, the rightard blogs are claiming it's another example of what they ironically allege is "liberal media bias," but anyway ...) about the name "Fred." According to the author, putative GOP presidential actor candidate Fred Thompson suffers from an image problem because of his name.

In the swampy soup of hopefuls for the 2008 presidential election, there is a man with a funny name. (No, not that one.)

We're thinking of the one named Fred (Thompson).

Say it out loud. Do it. Fred. Fred. In the South, Fray-ud.

Fur-red-duh.

It has the tonal quality of something being dropped on the floor, something heavy and damp-ish.

Waterlogged paper towel.

Fred.

The phonetics of the name seem integral to its image problem: On Urbandictionary.com, a "Fred" is defined as "a person who does stupid, annoying, or idiotic things" (Fred Flintstone, Fred Mertz). The best-case descriptors a Fred can hope for are terms like well-intentioned, predictable, benign (Fred Rogers).
"Waterlogged paper towel?" That sounds suspiciously like my own nickname for Fred, the "Crumpled Paper Bag." I mean, seriously. Just look at the guy.


Crumpled. Paper. Bag.

Honestly, I think Fred's image problem comes less from his name and more from the fact that, you know, he's a wingnut with a trophy wife whose biggest claim to fame, other than a brief stint as a U.S. senator, is that he's a mediocre actor. But I digress ...

When Chris Matthews, a/k/a Tweety, he of the 16 honorary doctorates!!, thinks of Fred, he doesn't see a crumpled paper bag. He sees unmitigated sex appeal. And he's not the only one.

Recent media accounts of the guy (who has not yet officially announced his candidacy) would have us believe that being a Fred means Law & Orderly sex-in-a-suit, a name exuding such flypaper pheromones that people find themselves helplessly drawn in. Chris Matthews dedicated three minutes of a recent "Hardball" to exploring Thompson's sex appeal. London's Sunday Times last month interviewed a bevy of his ex-girlfriends, all of whom have drunk the Fred-Aid: "He's majestic," said country singer/Fredophile Lorrie Morgan. "Women love a soft place to lay and a strong pair of hands to hold us."

Fred?

Why? Is there something about the craggy actor we're not getting? Maybe he's ugly-sexy, like Mick Jagger?
Fortunately, we have a scientific opinion on the matter:

Grant Smith is an onomastician at Eastern Washington University in Cheney, who studies the branch of linguistics dedicated to proper names. He specializes in dissecting the monikers of political candidates and says he has a 65 percent success rate of predicting elections, based solely on name analysis. Not entirely convincing, but those odds would play in Vegas. "The name Fred is basic and homey," says Smith. "It should give people a reassuring image."

But is it, Dr. Smith, a sexy name?

Silence.

"I would not say that. The name Fred does not suggest blatant sexuality at all."
Yeah, that's kind of what I thought.

Well, whatever his name is, I guess Democrats underestimate the candidacy of a mediocre actor at their peril. On the other hand, the last mediocre actor to run for president had a bit more, um, experience: no matter what your opinion of Ronald Reagan may be, you have to admit that being governor of California supercedes one abbreviated term in the U.S. Senate as far as presidential qualifications go.

I'm actually somewhat intrigued by a Fred run. I'd love to see if he can campaign his way out of a ... crumpled paper bag.

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Saturday, March 10, 2007

Newt and Jerry, sittin' in a tree ...

If ever two wingnuts deserved each other, it's Newt Gingrich and Jerry Falwell.

Newt Gingrich's admission of an extramarital affair as he pursued President Clinton's impeachment in the Monica Lewinsky scandal has won praise from another conservative Christian leader: the Rev. Jerry Falwell.

It's also helped to gain Gingrich an invitation to deliver the commencement address at Falwell's Liberty University. Gingrich is considered a possible Republican presidential contender, although he has not announced any intention to run.

In an interview with Focus on the Family founder James Dobson that aired Friday, Gingrich admitted to the affair in 1998. In 2000, he divorced his second wife, Marianne, after his attorneys acknowledged his relationship with Callista Bisek, a former congressional aide now his wife.

"He has admitted his moral shortcomings to me, as well, in private conversations," Falwell wrote in a weekly newsletter sent Friday to members of the Moral Majority Coalition and The Liberty Alliance. "And he has also told me that he has, in recent years, come to grips with his personal failures and sought God's forgiveness."
Remember, kids, it's okay if you're a Republican. Yes, you can pretty much do anything you want, up to and including murder, so long as you aren't found, in those immortal words, with a live boy or a dead girl* (right, Mark Foley?).

Falwell, of course, is a shrewd judge of character (as long as you're a Republican):

Falwell, in his newsletter, said he has usually been able to tell when a man who has experienced "moral collapse" was genuinely seeking forgiveness. "My sense tells me that Mr. Gingrich is such a man," he wrote.

"I well remember the challenge we evangelicals faced in 1980 when our candidate, Ronald Reagan, was the first presidential candidate who had gone through a divorce. We wisely made allowance for God's forgiveness and America was the beneficiary of this historic champion," Falwell added.
Falwell "usually" can recognize "moral collapse." I presume his warranty doesn't extend to mirrors.

Last word: I heard that ABC is planning a sitcom based on the GEICO cavemen, from their ads. I think Jerry and Newt would be perfect in the roles of the madcap cavemen. Their attitudes fit the part like a glove.

* See, e.g., "Joe Scarborough Exception."

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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth

This stamp (with the proper 39¢ value) was on the envelope of a Christmas card I just received.

Kinda ruins the sentiment for me, y'know?

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