Random thought

I see NBC hired Jenna Bush Hager as a correspondent on the Today Show.

I kind of think they hired the wrong Bush sister.

Random thought

Putting aside his personal peccadilloes for the moment, what if, say, John Edwards were the president instead of Barack Obama? Do you think the wingnuts would be frothing-at-the-mouth crazy the way they are now?

Random thought

Yesterday I felt kind of Maundy, but today, I actually feel pretty Good.

UPDATE (6:29 am 4/10/09): So much for Holy Week humor.

I felt good (or Good) this morning until I discovered that a Coke Zero had frozen and exploded in my fridge overnight.

I guess perhaps I ought to adjust the temperature a little bit.

Random thought

What's the over-under on when Glenn Beck is discovered in bed with an underage boy?

Late night random thought

My inaugural balls itch.

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I'm so disappointed by the failed Obama administration.

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The first thing President Obama ought to do is appoint a Secretary of Revenge.

I nominate Max Cleland.

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Is it just me, or does anyone else find it ironic that Walmart, that right-wing, fundamentalist-driven organization, is the exclusive retailer of the new album by AC/DC, who gave us such, um, less-than-pious classics as "Highway to Hell" and "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap?"

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I wish Huggy Bear had harped on the Ayers thing more last night, so Obama could bring up Vicki Iseman, John Hagee, Charles Keating, Jack Abramoff, that aide who was an advisor for Saddam, etc., etc., ad infinitum ...

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Why does the federal government have to bail anyone out at all? Shouldn't the Invisible Hand of the free market economy be left to its own devices?

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Did I just see Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange?

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Clearly, the remarkable and unexpected success of the 2008 American League East champion Tampa Bay Rays is directly attributable to the team's inspirational decision to drop the word "Devil" from their name.

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When his staff presented Huggy Bear with the McCain-Palin slogan, Country First, he misheard it, so he liked it because he thought it was about his wife.

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Is it too late for Todd Palin to take his daughter Bristol to a purity ball?

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If Barack Obama visiting his grandmother in Hawaii was "exotic," what is it when you're the governor of Alaska?

Random thought

David Duchovny is at least as stupid as Hugh Grant.

Random thought

After the Mainstream Corporate Media railed and whined about Barack Obama's vacation, are they going to do the same for Drunky McStagger as he escapes to Crawford for another respite from the hard work of presidentin'?

Random Thought of the Day

Every time I hear "Disarm," by Smashing Pumpkins, it sounds to me like the fourth line of the song is "Sodomy is such a part of you."

Should I be alarmed by this?

Random Thought of the Day

I wonder whether Roger Clemens and Chris Hansen of NBC's "To Catch a Predator" have ever met.

Random Thought of the Day

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to use sarcasm.