BC Bowl: Captain America lives!

Has it really been over two weeks since my last Batshit Crazy Bowl post? I guess I'm not holding up Florida's end of the bargain very well in proving to racy mind and others that America's Wang™ is much, much more batshit crazy than Texas.

This, however, should make up for my neglect.

Comic book fans (of which I am not one) know that Captain America was "killed" earlier this year. However, don't tell that to one resident of the batshit craziest county in the batshit craziest state:

A Melbourne physician accused of groping a woman while dressed as comic book superhero Captain America has agreed to apologize to his alleged victim and never return to a city bar in a bid to avoid trial, his attorney said.

Raymond Douglas Adamcik, 54, was charged with misdemeanor battery, disorderly conduct, resisting an officer without violence and marijuana possession in connection with the April 21 incident at On Tap Sports Cafe and Lounge in Melbourne.

Police said Adamcik groped the woman and knocked her boyfriend to the floor during a costume party at the bar. Initially, he also was charged with felony destruction of evidence after authorities said he tried to flush a marijuana cigarette down a toilet while being booked for battery, but prosecutors reduced the charge to misdemeanor possession.

The news got worse today for Dr. Adamcik:

Deborah Young, director of physician services for Melbourne Internal Medicine Associates, or MIMA, the group that oversaw Adamcik's practice in their Palm Bay facility since October 1996, said his employment was terminated July 13.

In April, a MIMA official said told FLORIDA TODAY that the doctor had taken a leave of absence while he underwent counseling, paid for by the state medicine board.

The “leave of absence ... expired July 13, at which time we determined that he would be unable to continue his practice with us,” Young said. “We felt that he would benefit from a fresh start elsewhere and we felt that it was important for us to maintain our outstanding reputation in the community.”

Young said MIMA did not discuss with Adamcik his future career plans. Adamcik did not return a message left at his home Wednesday.

Hmmm ... perhaps if Dr. Adamcik had remembered this happened in Brevard County (I just noticed something: "Brevard County" and "batshit crazy" have the same initials. Coincidence? I think not.), and that sullying Captain America would not go over well there, he might have been better off.

I think he should have chosen a different cartoon character. You know, one that more closely represents what Brevard County is all about: