When fundies attack: Christian weirdness in Ohio

I'll just let this report speak for itself:

A Toledo man accused of kidnapping, handcuffing and holding captive in an adult diaper a 22-year-old woman he picked up off the streets in Detroit may have been trying to save her, authorities say.

Troy Brisport, 34, also read the Bible to Shykea Boykin, the Detroit woman who told investigators Brisport handcuffed her by the wrists and ankles in his West Toledo apartment. He also took off her clothes and dressed her in an adult diaper, and gave her little to eat and drink, she told investigators.

Three days later, Boykin sneaked out of the apartment, still handcuffed by the wrists, in a diaper and a T-shirt, banging on neighboring apartment doors and finally on doors outside, police said.

Police said they’re somewhat baffled.

"Somewhat baffled?" That's like saying I'm "somewhat baffled" that Drunky McStagger managed to serve as president for eight years. No, I'd say this actually is fucked right the hell up. (Then again, so is Drunky as president, but I digress ...)

Wonder what Scripture Brisport selected? Maybe Isaiah 14:3? On the day the LORD gives you relief from suffering and turmoil and cruel bondage, (Well, I couldn't find a verse that mentioned handcuffs or adult diapers ...)