Grossology

Today, I'm taking my kids to the South Florida Science Museum to see their exhibit dedicated to human bodily functions, called "Grossology." It features things like a human skin wall (complete with warts, pimples, and scabs) and a Vomit Center. I think the kids will really enjoy it -- me, not so much, but you know, the things we do for our kids ...

Anyway, I got to thinking: what might a political version of "Grossology" include?

You'd see things like:

• Huggy Bear's Naval Academy grades and his flying record
• Sarah Palin's integrity -- or what's left of it
• Drunky McStagger's medicine cabinet
• Sean Hannity -- not anything of his, just Sean himself
• Ping-pong balls once owned by Michelle Malkin
• Ann Coulter's next manuscript
• A sign from Tim Henderson's parking lot
• An interactive display: Watch Your 401k Drop!
• Dick Cheney's black, shriveled heart
• ... and so much more!

Something tells me the body odor identification display in the real Grossology would be less offensive than all that stuff ...