BC Bowl: Batshit Crazy reaches a whole new level

Sorry I've neglected my responsibility of late in proving once and for all that Florida is the batshit craziest state in America. The lovely and talented racy mind even gave Florida one out of the kindness of her Texan heart (thanks, rm!), but I've been lax.

Anyway, this will get Florida back in the game with a vengeance:

A suburban Gainesville, Fla., couple faces charges after allegedly torturing animals while performing sex acts on each other.

Brenda and Clyde Farrell of Keystone Heights have each been charged with four counts of animal cruelty. Police obtained a video they said shows the abuse. They said a frog, two chameleons and a parakeet were all nailed or taped to a board, then slowly decapitated.

The two tortured the animals as they engaged in sex acts, police said.

Jesus H. Christ with a side of curly fries and a large soft drink. That's appalling, and not just because it's probably just like every weekend at Michael Vick's place. I mean, it's not funny in the least, but you've gotta admit, it's as batshit crazy as it gets.

The funny part, such as it is, is how the police found out about this:

Officers investigated the couple after the wife went to deputies, telling them her husband might be plotting to kill a co-worker.

Oops! Those crazy kids! Ozzie and Harriet they ain't. Hell, they're not even Ozzie and Sharon (right).

Back to you, racy ...