Let's get ready to rumble

Debate Fever is sweeping Blast Off!, and it's that time of year in Florida.

First up, U.S. Senate candidates Bill Nelson and "Krazy" Katherine Harris, tonight at 8:00 pm at Nova Southeastern University in Davie. This time, they'll be on the same stage at the same time.

Tomorrow night, it's the epic first showdown between Jim Davis and Charlie Crist, also at 8:00 pm at NSU. The two will meet again in Tampa next Tuesday night, October 30, when the moderator will be none other than Chris "Tweety" Matthews of MSNBC's "Hardball." Gee, that oughta be a show.

Because I have rehearsal tonight, I won't be able to watch the Nelson-Harris debacle debate (maybe I should set the DVR ...), but I'll see about live-blogging the gubernatorial debate tomorrow night. Stay tuned ...

Both debates may be viewed live online at BeforeYouVote.org.

Shorter Harris: It's the librul media's fault

Cruella is at it again:

Harris said she believes Bill Nelson “has been very much protected by the liberal media.”

[She] said the media have not published the same types of in-depth analyses of Nelson’s “voting record or his lack of accomplishments” as they have in covering her.

Well, let me put it in simple terms, so you can understand.

(1) Give up the "liberal media" crap. Nothing could be further from the truth.
(2) Bill Nelson has accomplishments. You don't.
(3) The voters can't decide what they like least about you - your incessant whining about how it's always someone else's fault that your campaign is in the toilet, or your nutty statements that prove that ...
(4) ... you are certifiably crazy.

Thank you. Please drive through.