John McCain needs a campaign song

Now that he's been rejected by Jackson Browne, Huggy Bear needs our help. He needs a campaign song -- something that really states what his candidacy is all about.

Can you help him out, in Comments?

Here are some ideas to get you started:

Bad Boys
Crazy
Stuck in the Middle With You

Take it away, commenters ...

UPDATE (12:03 pm 8/16/08): I think we have a winner.