No Beauty Pageant Contestant Left Behind

I know, I have slammed South Carolina here before, but I'm allowed because I lived there for four years.

Seriously, it's a lovely state, and the people by and large are lovely as well. Too often, though, that loveliness is only skin deep.

For example:



I feel like the Geico caveman responding to the pundit: "Uhhhhh .... what?"