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Is this where some priests got their inspiration?

Here it is: your moment of ewwwwww

More fun from here in America's Glans™. Evidently there's some urgency to resolving the dispute over the remains of Anna Nicole Smith.

But the biggest surprise came out of nowhere: Broward County Medical Examiner Joshua Perper interrupted the proceedings in the Fort Lauderdale circuit courtroom of Judge Larry Seidlin with an extraordinary cellphone call warning that the pinup's body was decomposing "much faster than expected," even after being embalmed. The delay in embalming the body accelerated the deterioration, he said.

Further delay, he testified via speakerphone, "might create a problem."

Blindsided by the news, the man fighting to bury Smith's body in the Bahamas - her lawyer and lover Howard K. Stern - erupted in sobs on the witness stand.

Perhaps it's time for a "Daily Weirdness" dispatch here on Blast Off! from (em)balmy south Florida. We certainly have enough weirdness to go around.