Mocking the teabaggers, part deux

So before all the video hubbub happened, I was having some fun on Twitter with all those crazed teabaggers. I've edited out the Twitterese and compiled some of the entries in the series for you here. Maybe it's worth a chuckle or two ...

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Tea Party Etiquette, by Sinfonian

• If you teabaggers happen to see a nonwhite person nearby, it's not polite to point and gawk.


• Help your fellow teabaggers at a long rally by bringing a lotion or salve for scrotal chafing.


• Beware of teabaggers with tubes of Ben Gay. A silly prank? Sure, unless you're the victim.


• Two words: breath mints.


• It's OK to lie to fellow teabaggers about your name and profession. (Thanks to Joe the Plumber for the tip)


• Considerate teabaggers don't neglect the taint.


• Three words: Bring Extra Kneepads. (Or is that four words?) Fellow teabaggers will go nuts thanking you.


• Smart teabaggers are prepared teabaggers. Have a good supply of toothpicks handy. (Thanks to Dick Armey for that tip!)


• Armey adds another tip: Good teabaggers always go shaft deep. This isn't the time to be conservative.


• Polite teabaggers always cuddle afterwards.


• Smart teabaggers will keep a towel handy for "premature Beckgasms." Hey, it can happen to anyone.

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Again, you can read 'em all -- if you can stomach it -- here.