Drunky McStagger to fuck up local traffic

Leave it to Drunky McStagger. He plans to come down to America's Glans™ -- in fact, not all that far from Chez Sinf O'Nian -- tomorrow. Naturally, he'll arrive at precisely the wrong time:

Air Force One is expected to land at PBIA in the late afternoon so the president can raise money for the Republican National Committee at an undisclosed home in Palm Beach. No public appearances are scheduled. Bush is expected to depart in the early evening.

Such visits usually bring "rolling roadblocks" that shut down traffic along the presidential motorcade route, Palm Beach County sheriff's spokesman Paul Miller said. Miller said he could not discuss specifics of Tuesday's visit, however.

The Federal Aviation Administration is also putting temporary restrictions on private flights within a 10-mile radius of PBIA on Tuesday afternoon and evening. ... Commercial carriers are not affected.

Oh, for fuck's sake. So he'll fly in, inconveniencing many thousands of people who hate him, and pick up another few million bucks from the horribly deluded and out-of-touch wealthy and senile denizens of Palm Beach. And that includes Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter.

How nice. I wonder if Publix has any rotten eggs they need to unload ...