Thanks, FBI and Congress!

So I see that, at Congress' request, the FBI is going to investigate whether Roger Clemens lied to Congress. Good thing they have their priorities straight, rather than, you know, investigating all those times Drunky McStagger and his minions lied to the American people.

I'd just like to take this opportunity to thank both the FBI and Congress for making America safer by nailing millionaire ballplayers for (possibly) lying about steroids, thereby leading directly the deaths of thousands of American soldiers and millions of Iraqis. Mission accomplished!