Brevard elects a Democrat; Hell freezes over*

I'm thrilled to see that Tony Sasso, the Democratic candidate for State House District 32 in northern Brevard and Orange counties, has won the seat formerly held by Blowin' Bob Allen (R-On His Knees). Congratulations, Tony!

A little friendly advice, though, Tony: you probably should wipe off that seat before you sit in it.

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* As a former Brevard resident, I know it's a mighty -- you might even say "disgustingly" -- conservative place. So my title is snarky, but not without gratitude. After all, my other thought for a title was "Blind squirrel finds acorn," but I thought that cut just a little too close ...