Now you tell me

In its ongoing effort to be ahead of the curve, Broward County, home of America's Batshit Craziest Mayor, is hurtling headlong into the 21st Century. Yeah, it's about seven years too late, but who's counting?

Because, see, you now can file for divorce online in Broward.

The self-service system is intended for people who can't afford an attorney or don't want to spend the money on one. Each section provides legal definitions and asks questions to determine which forms need to be filled out. The completed forms can be printed at home and mailed to the clerk's office. Some paperwork requires a notary signature.

[Kris] Mazzeo[, director of the circuit/civil family division of the clerk of courts,] says the new service will save residents hours of hassle.

"People come downtown and it's expensive to park. If we can keep them from making extra trips to the courthouse, it would be great for them," she said.

Hey, you know, if you can save some hassle in ending a marriage, all the better. What's that old saying about one who represents one's self having a fool for a client?

Look, don't ask me. Ask my ex-wives.