When Republicans attack marry

Well, here's a match made in someone's sick imagination somewhere:

Mary Bono [(R-Calif.)], who was married to late singer-turned-politician Sonny Bono and replaced him in Congress after his death, has married U.S. Rep. Connie Mack [(R-Fla.)].

Bono's sister, Katherine Whitaker, told The Associated Press the couple [(right)] were married Saturday in a private ceremony attended by 35 family members.

No, seriously, mazel tov to the happy couple. Here's hoping gays still can't marry and ruin your marriage, right? Well, just remember: the family that votes together to bomb brown people for nothing more than a personal vendetta, stays together.