Sarah Palin is coming to Boca

Look out, America's Wang™ ... Sarah America is on her way to Florida after tonight's debate.

Well, not immediately afterward ... but she'll be making a campaign swing through the state on Monday. After rallies in Republican-friendly Clearwater and Fort Myers, she'll attend a more, um, private affair in Boca Raton, which overall probably is less Republican-friendly than money-friendly:

Palin is scheduled to appear [in] Palm Beach County for the money-raising event at the Boca Raton Resort and Club. Contributors who pay $500 can attend a reception with Palin, while those who give $10,000 can attend a "VIP reception" and photo op with the candidate, and those who give $50,000 can attend a private dinner.

After rubbing elbows with the wealthy elite on Monday night, Palin will return to her base Tuesday with visits to Jacksonville and Pensacola, both of which are loaded with frothing-at-the-mouth wingnuts. Perfect for an undereducated governor of a relatively meaningless state (no offense to sentient Alaskans) ...

So the GOP plan is clear, much like it was in 2004 when "loyalty oaths" were required to attend rallies for Drunky McStagger. Keep Sarah away from potentially unfriendly crowds ... unless there's big money involved. Yeah, that's a winning strategy ... when you want to be elected by the people. Dumbasses ...

Well, I don't know whether or not I can get close enough to Sarah on Monday to ask her, say, what it's like to base your foreign policy credentials on being governor of a state that borders Canada and is near Russia. But, at least I know what to wear:


Yeah, I have no pride. What's your point?