She's baaaaaaack!

Harris predicts the results of her next planned breast augmentation.

Katherine Harris, known derisively affectionately to legions of Blast Off! readers as "Krazy Kitty," came out of her self-imposed exile yesterday to speak to a predictably friendly batshit crazy wingnut Christian group.

And, just as predictably, she is as batshit crazy as ever herself.

She told the audience that if they wanted to educate themselves to vote in the upcoming presidential election not to read the newspapers.

"They're not going to write stories in the newspapers that are news, they'll editorialize," she said. Anyone running for president is going to tout their Christian credentials, but voters should "be discerning and come to understand who these people are." Since they can't do that from news reports, they might check out conservative blogs on the Internet which "keep the media honest."

That's right, folks. Wingnuts truly believe that the right-wing-owned-and-operated media in this country needs to be kept "honest" by the conservative blogs. Talk about the fox guarding the henhouse ...

Hang on ... I'm laughing too hard ... I need to catch my breath ...

Whew!

So, whatcha been up to lately, Kitty? How are your pontoons?

She said she had dealt with her father's death, her family selling its bank, and taking care of her mother. She also said she had been speaking around the country and continued to work on policy debates in a nonpartisan way.

Speaking about the war in Iraq, she said that some mistakes were made, but that "hindsight is 50/50."*

She said she thanks God for "unanswered prayers."

Unanswered prayers? Like the attempted legicide** you committed by running for the U.S. Senate? Yeah, most Floridians pretty grateful for that unanswered prayer ourselves, even if you did leave us with Bill Nelson. A half-Democrat is better than no Democrat at all ...

Oh, and Kitty? The day you work on anything in a nonpartisan way is the day I get bigger implants than you ...

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* Kitty, the phrase you're looking for is "Hindsight is 20/20." You know, like eyesight? Your boobs are 50/50.

** legicide (n.) -- a killing of the law. If it's not already a word, I just coined it.