Hide the children ... and the moose! Palin is coming to Florida!

All-star mom Alaska governor and GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is coming to Florida for the first time as Huggy Bear's running mate. And where does she choose -- or, I should say, where do her handlers choose -- for her first Wang™ appearance?

Naturally, it's that noted wingnut retiree enclave straddling Sumter, Lake, and Marion counties, The Villages, where she'll hold a rally on Sunday. The CEO and developer of The Villages, H. Gary Morse, is a crazed right-wing nutjob who throws money at Republicans like there's no tomorrow. (And if you're watching the stock market, economically there really may be no tomorrow ...)

So hurry -- get your Sarah Palin Baby Name now and beat the rush!