Eternal Insanity of the Republican Mind

On Monday's Blast Off! Radio, we took a walk on the dark side and considered the characteristics of the Republican mind. We talked about hate, selfishness, bigotry, and solving problems with violence, among other things.

Today in Boca Raton, I saw a car that displayed all of these "qualities" and then some. It was an older model SUV driven by a white guy in his 40s -- yeah, pretty much the quintessential ignorant wingnut. The least controversial stickers on this car were the standard-issue McCain decals on the back and the dashboard. But the real treat was the message delivered by the other stickers:

GEORGE W. BUSH
Is Saving Your Ass
Whether You Like It Or Not

Save the baby seals
Club a liberal instead

LIBERALS
The Other White Meat

The last time I saw so much stupidity in one place at one time, I was watching the GOP presidential debates last spring.

No, seriously, this guy clearly believes several things:

1. Drunky McStagger somehow has been a positive influence on America, despite his insatiable warmongering, dismal economic policies, and racist, misogynistic governance.

2. It's perfectly acceptable to use physical violence on other people, so long as they're dirty fucking hippies.

3. Cannibalism is cool.

Okay, I'm not sure about that last one, but still, the level of idiocy that is required just to believe these things, let alone display them on one's vehicle, suggests that perhaps Florida's driver licensing criteria need to be made more stringent in order to keep such extraordinary mental incompetents off our streets.

Because anyone who thinks Drunky is "saving [our] ass" is really too stupid to breathe.