Your President Speaks

The other night, I gave you the transcript of Digby's now-famous speech at Take Back America. Profound, thought-provoking, and articulate, Digby gave the left blogosphere a wonderful tribute and an enduring message.

Today, as he often does, Holden Caulfield of First Draft gives us excerpts from a recent speech by Drunky McStagger. The only thing it has in common with Digby's address is that they both are in English.

Sort of.

Go read the whole thing, which is both funny and depressing. But here are some bits of tid to get you started:

Technical School or al Qaeda? Hmmmmm..........

Al Qaeda would be emboldened. It would make it easier to recruit. It would cause people who might be trying to choose what kind of life they would want to slip into the company of these radicals and killers.

The Threats That Would Evolve By Enabling Radicals To Be Able To Emerge

People would look back 50 years from now, I'm confident, and say, what happened to them in the year 2007? How come they couldn't see the impending danger? How come they couldn't see the threats that would evolve by enabling radicals to be able to emerge -- how come they didn't deal with Iran as a perpetuator of radical Shiism that would be in competition with radical Sunniism, all of which would endanger the United States of America.

Those Damn Kids

And I believe it's in the interests of the United States of America to promote freedom and democracy as the great alternatives to the ideology that inspired 19 kids to come and kill nearly 3,000 of our citizens.

Talkin' About The Peace

My dad was a Navy fighter pilot who fought the Japanese. They were the sworn enemy of our country. Thousands of people died. And yet, some 60 years later, his son sits at the table talking about the peace with the former enemy, Koizumi and now Prime Minister Abe.

What Liberty Has Got

Liberty has got the ability to lift people's hopes, to bring light into society. Liberty has got the capacity to lay that foundation of peace for generations to come.

What a tragedy that this ignoramus, this simpleton, this blithering idiot is the so-called "leader of the free world," and he can't even speak English.