But I thought all terrorists had brown skin?

A Liberty University student has been arrested on suspicion of preparing a bomb-fest at Jerry Falwell's funeral.

The student, 19-year-old Mark D. Uhl of Amissville, Va., reportedly told authorities he was making the bombs to stop protesters from disrupting the funeral service.

The only protestors I heard about were the Gang of Fucktards from Fred Phelps' "church."

So, it's the Falwells vs. the Phelpses. Take your pick. Lucky that noted Christian Mark Uhl was there, huh?

I sure hope "None of the Above" is a choice.

UPDATE (10:06 pm 5/22/07): Spelling of the student's name has been corrected.